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Your hair looks like the Devil's bear dog!
It's bout to be on like neckbone....... ur bout to get toe up from the floe up :)
Good Gravy!
Goin' ta town?
I remember my aunt from North Carolina calling everyone "shugah" (sugar) and just loved it. I now live in Colorado and MISS my other relatives from Georgia and Tennessee calling me "ma'am" too. Nothing like someone practically your same age saying "yes ma'am"
God love it
skatin on thin ice
wigglin like a worm in hot ashes
Country as corn flakes
Hawg wild
Don't get all willy-nilly on me.
Oh my Gosh!
All growed up!
Oh My Goodness!
As useless as tits on a boar hog
I could just pinch your cheeks
Got potlicker?
Don't make me come back there
Holy Moley
Sweet as Molasses
I saw the post that said "Land O'Goshen", that's one of my fav sayings. Also, "Imma mind to"
please make one that says "Bless it!"
Beauty is skin deep but ugly goes clear to the bone
I love your shirts, I have about 5 of them, and want all of them! A saying that my pastor says sometimes, meaning, did you eat yet? Is jeat yet?
'bout to wet my pants!
Hey, Shugah foot!
goodernsnuff
Ita make ya wanna slap yo grandma
Ah, spit!
Well, I'll be durn!
He's so bowlegged, he couldn't hem a hog in a ditch!
Plumb silly!
Pa is boss as ever one knows, but what ma says always goes!
Oh, My Heavens!
Fah hevuns sakes!
dern tootin
sumbeach!
I don't have a saying to share with you - I love all the ones you do have on your shirts - I do have a product suggestion..... This may sound odd, but I would love a spare tire cover with one of your sayings on it for my CR-V :)
This is a shovel and rack conversation and we don't need no hoes!
Fixin to come up a cloud!
Naira a one!
I Look Worsen Death eatin a cracker!
"Aint no telling"~ (means I dont know)
and
"Thats uglier than pootin' in church!" (meaning thats rude and wrong!)
Trying to find "I reckon" in womens size. Is it still available? Thanks a bunch!
I got a hitch in my get-along
Stick a fork in me....I'm done!
WELL MY WORD!!!!
WELL I'LL BE
MIND YUR RAISIN'
WELLIBEDADBLAME
QUITCHERBELLYACHIN!
He's plumb weak north of his ears!
I'm all over it like a chicken on a june bug!
Never kick a cowpatty on a hot day...
"Gimme some shugah!"
"Down the road a piece"
"I reckon so"
good day inthemornin
Sandra, I'm pretty sure they were saying "Land o' Goshen." (a Biblical reference)
My mother's Ozark expressions:
"He's as mean as old Billy Heck."
"Well, I'll be John Brown."
"You watch the pennies, and the dollars will take care of themselves."
"She was on that like a rooster on a June bug."
What in blue blazes
pitched a fit and fell in it
Dumber than a box of rocks
"Grinin' like a goat eatin' briars"
Lord help!
Sugar Don't Melt
God don't love ugly.
Who're your people?
Been a month of Sundays.
"Bless Their Heart"
My mother-in-law has a saying when she finds something cute that makes her smile. She says "gits a good tickle". She said it when she was describing something my daughter did when she was little. Thought you would find it amusing!
Dagnabbit!
'Uh-huh'
Nevah did I evah!
'Isn't she precious?'
'Just a bit addlepated'
Ho cake and okra, make your cheeks pink!
Go'in to Rabbittown?
you goin to sleep yer life away?
I spent alot of summers in Mississippi.
One of my grandmother's saying was,
I'm going to carry you to town' meaning lets go shopping
If you couldn't find something and it turned out to be right in front of you my Grandma would always say:
"If it'd been a snake it would've bit ya"
though sometimes she just shortened it to:
"If it'd been a snake..."
My best friend always says: if I tell ya the blackberry's is ripe, gitch your basket" meaning she don't lie, you can take what she tells you to the bank.
Love your shirts! Read about it on Southern Plate. Have you read all those contributed sayings? They are great. My suggestion would be "ca-ow" with a picture of a cow, like your cay-ut shirt. That is the way my little southern granddaughter said "cow."
Love your shirts! Read about it on Southern Plate. Have you read all those contributed sayings? They are great. My suggestion would be "ca-ow" with a picture of a cow, like your cay-ut shirt. That is the way my little southern granddaughter said "cow."
Hangin in thar like hair in a biscuit
one more...
"Don't have a jerkin' spell" means be patient or calm down
You must think I jus' fell off the turnip truck
Common by choice...(back) is the worst kind of common
If you don't like my cookin'...(back) you can change your boardin' house
"I'm jus' sayin'..."
Too windy to stack marbles Too cold to plow
Havin' a conniption
Whippersnapper
Land sakes!
Mean as a snake...(back) and ugly as home-made sin
Holler back y'all!
You KNOW not!
Happy as a pig in slop
Merciful fathers!
Hotter than a June bride
Puddin'
Bubba
Bubbette
Shalom Y'all
"Hallelujah & pass the cornbread!" (or gravy)
"I'm only gonna ask you once"
"full up on it"
"Don't you start with me"
"Don't make me come down there"
"Sugar"
“Bless it!”
“Blast it ALL!”
“Don’t get above your raisin”
“If it’d been a snake, it a bit ya”
“Slap your grandma good”
“Shooooo Weeeeee DAWG” (smells BAD!)
“Sugar-pie”
“Sugar-pop”
“Sugar Dumplin”
“Shug”
“Oh, the horror!”
"Don't have the sense God gave a goose"
"Well shut my mouth!"
"well, I never!"
She looks rode hard and put away wet......
me and my friends saw just plain ole
laaaaaaaawd!!!!
when we get tickle or something was stupid i think laaaaaaaawd!! sums up a whole lot of emotions!!!
and i'm gwain home- i;m going home
Do you still have the "messin n gummin" shirts?
Honey Chile (Honey Child)
Ova Yonder (over there)
Like a dog with a bone.
I ain't gotta dawg in this race
:) "Bright Eyed and Bushy Tailed"
Steepernamulesface
"Meaner'n uhh cutworm!"
"Walk'n round -- like a chicken wid er head cut off"
"Finer'n frawgs hair!" --> (Thats mighty fine dontcha think??? haha)
"Djooseethat?"
The fried chicken nekkid t-shirt cracks me up. TRUE story-- My 50 yr.old cuzin was frying chicken in her pj's and her nightgown top drwastring wasnt tied tight. She bent over the pan to get the salt and ...well, lets just say she did a dance I will never forget and She Never Fried chicken again without being fully dressed!--- thanks for the reminder. Gotta get me one adem'der shirts!
\"\"Well hey, how are ya?\"
Grandaddy always replied....
\"Well, I wuz bettrn but I got ovrit\"
Sorry, I forgot to add these all time favorites:
"Ya'll comz back now ya hear"
"Awe Shucks"
"Awe Snap"
"I'm a comin"
"Ya ain't kidin"
"Well I'll be durn"
I guess that's it for now..let me know if you use any of these, cuz I sure would like to buy some???
"I brought yuz into the world and I can take yuz out of this world"
Land negoshun! (what WERE they saying?)
Tickled pink
It duddn' amount to a hill uh beans
(my daddy said) a good meal is larrupin
My stars!
"Whatcha lookin' et?"
I say Y'all!
I ain't kiddin!
Same difference
I ain't gone do it!
Whutchu talkin bout?
Shoot fire, spit matches
I ain't never
Hey, I don't know if y'all have a shirt that says this ,but I drive my husband crazy saying it all the time. CON-FOUNDED!!! Like when I'm trying to do something and it ain't working out I say it. Or if I stump my toe,or I call stuff con-founded like that con-founded cat. I have noticed my friends now picking the word up. Let me know if y'all can print it .I would buy it for sure. Thank ya
iddinitt (isn't it)
BLESS YOUR TATERS
I AIN'T STUD'NIT.... IF YOU USE THIS SAYING PLEASE SEND ME A LARGE MEN'S SHIRT SHORT SLEEVES
this one is the one my pawpaw says all the time! \"WELL I BE DAD BLAME!!\"
Goin' Loafin'
Ya'll Come back now ya hear!
I'm as southern as a turnip green!
Sweet Jesus
We're going to have a Come to Jesus meeting!
Dont worry bout the mule
just load the wagon
"Hey Y'all"
"Wait a cotton pickin minute"
My Daddy never cussed, he'd just say: "God bless a milk cow!" when he got mad at something.
"Aww, ain't that sweet"
"I'm fixin to go to town"
"We eat supper, not dinner, in the South"
ya'll be careful
Lord in the mornin'
Nervous as a whore in church
Fish or cut bait
Hey Maynard.
can get glad in the same shoes you got mad in!
I was born in tha mornin' but not this mornin'.
I'm so thirsty I could spit a cotton dress! This is a phrase I picked up from a 7 year old!!!
Cuss em out!
Gracious Plenty!
Slidin' Board
That just sticks in my crawl
How about - 'GRITS' i.e. Girls Raised In The South; or 'I ain't got no dogs in this fight'.
My mom said I should send this, since I say it all the time
"Where ya'll at?"
"I ain't play'n now"
mash the button, hotter en who-who, shut the door you weren't raised in a barn!, if the spoon don't stand up in it- it's not sweet enough!, whatcha fixin for supper?, I'm fixin to! up in hur, I'm fixin me a samich, hollar at me when you get a chains (chance), I come up per (up here), whatcha fussin 'bout?, Bless it,
Quit pesterin' me!
If you lay down with dogs...you get up with fleas.
well, that's ah-ight!
Shamless hussey!
ah sookie now!
Instead of 'Same thing' . . .
Same Difference
Tuba shore!
Hey girls! Enjoyed meeting Y'ALL in Cary!Hope to see you in Atlanta!! have you done High on the Hawg??
My daddy says, "Hotter'n a tissue-paper cat runnin' through Hell with gasoline drawers on."
Jeetyet?
"INAMINIT"
"Whatchudoin?"
"Sweatin' Like A Fat Elvis"
"Where You At?"
Whenever we run out of something and someone wants it we say ....."I'm slap out!" Also ...."Hey sweet tater!" And for the hard hearted with a sence of humor....."Welcome to Nc " (On the front) then ... "Now leave!" (on the back ) Also "gosh darnit !" Also for kids...."arent you cute as a bug!"
Whenever we run out of something and someone wants it we say ....."I'm slap out!" Also ...."Hey sweet tater!" And for the hard hearted with a sence of humor....."Welcome to Nc " (On the front) then ... "Now leave!" (on the back ) Also "gosh darnit !" Also for kids...."arent you cute as a bug!"
"If ya dont want fleas....then dont lay down wid dogs!" That is one my granny use to tell me about boys LOL! Would be cute with a funny flea or dog . Also one from my aunt who is a hill billy from Tenn.... "It's warsssh day" or "I'm warsshin clothes!" Also ..."Whad you do that fer?" Have fun ladies I love your shirts and plan to buy many !
This may be more an Eastern NC thang but I still hear my brother say "durn" instead of "dang" or something worse. Or if you really wanted to drag it out, "Gosh durn it!" :) P.S. I'll be calling in my teashirt order tomorrow. Thanks for helping with my Christmas shopping.
geetyet
(did you eat yet)
I've been here 20 years and this is my all time favorite!!!
lolligaggin
INNTHATSWEEET
Whatcha lookin' at me fer... I ain't done nothin'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
consarndant (another "swearing" word)
it's pronounced like it sounds. my sister and i use it all the time...and we usually draw it out.
She'll talk the ears off a mule ( someone who talks alot )
Were you born in a barn ( someone leaves the door open)
Swig...........tiny sip
when my daddy couldn't find something he would say, "that beats a hog a flyin" and to this day i still say that when i can't find something!!
I just found your web site and love what I see but wish you would show color samples to match the description on your order form to make it easier for ordering. Have some red heads in my family so colors can be an issue.
I have a few I have heard over the yrs.
1. I am as mad as a wet setn hen
my favorite my papa called me his
Sugar bump
You'ns Come Back Now
You Got All Day To Get Glad
meaner then a snake
What's cookin, Good lookin?
Yoor in a heap a trouble now!
I'll have to think of more. I LOVE my shirt from y'all!
You should do a Women's Tshirt that reads:
Shut the front door!
: ) I am would definitely purchase one.
Eat yet? ya ont to.
For kids - Ain't worth 2 cents!
I was visiting a church in St.Louis where a pastor born in St.Louis, but with a church in South Carolina, said the first thing they ask each other "down there" is: Who's yur driver? Of course, meaning NASCAR.
"I didn' jist fall off the turnip truck!"
"Dern!" or "Well thats that pot callin the kettle Black!" or "six one way, half a dozen the other!"
"Heck Fire!"
Help my time in glory
Give me a holler ya'll need something
Come on in and rest a spell
Here, there and yonder
Ain't gonna happen
Like I was sayin'
The more ya cry...the less you'll pee
I do declare
son of a gun
oh my
"Lands a Goshen!" and for children "Honey Child"
ya yellar back lying lil bas...
Y'all giten onma nerves (flip it over) Now Iama tellen ya!
Y'all girls need to open up a store in NC.
Porkchop That's a good hick nickname.
What in the World
I be dag-on
I be john brown (I don't know who John Brown is or was But I here this a lot.
You aint got a lick a sence
Colder n' a witches tit. Very cold
Sore as a risen. Sore as a boil or cold sore.
Hotter n' a hinges of hades. Very hot.
He sat there like a mule lookin' at a new gate. Very confused
Sweatin' like a pig.
Take an old cold tater and wait. What the kids are told when they are hungry before dinner time.
Skidaddle - Get out of here.
He's tetched in the head or He ain't right.
I'm so hungry I could eat the north end of a south-bound skunk.
Dog tired - Very tired
Foot lose and fancy free - means a little bit wild.
A sight fer sore eyes - Glad to see ya.
Tougher n' nails or hard as nails.
I'd rather be in pergatory with my back broke - Don't want to do something.
I'm gonna tan yer hide - Your fixin to get a whoopin.
Purty as a picture. Very pretty.
Purty as a pup. Very cute.
Scuse me fer livin'
Flat as a flitter.
*You'd wear the horns off a billy goat!
*She thinks she's all that & a bag of chips!
I 'bout had a fit and fell in it
or another is
All stove up
NO SIRREE !
UPPITY DRAWERS
STEPPIN OWT
SWEET TATER
WHOO-EE!
WHOOPIN'AND A-BELLOWIN'
TAILS A-TWITCHIN'
LICKETY-SPLIT!
LETS CHAW THE FAT'
TAKE A LOAD OFF' AND 'LAZY AWHILE'
HOW-DA-DOO
SUNDAY GO TO MEETIN
Cats eatin tallow--Means you have a wedjie
Im behold'n -means I owe you
Hair past a freckle-means you are asked what time it is and you dont have a watch
Dont get your panties in a wad-means dont get upset
Dont get wrung up-means dont get upset
I got weak--Means it made me laugh hard
My cows in the ditch-means you have to work on Sunday.
"Hey y'all!"
"C'mon now!"
"Knee high to a grasshopper"
"I smell whatcher steppin' in!"
"Thank ya, Jesus!"
"We'll have to look in the bull's track.." (We'll see..it usually meant no! :)
LOL, LMAO, SMH, TTYL, FYI, 24-7
Had a bait!
cools ite
Dear Gussie
Love the Lady's Comfort Tee so much that I am buying the XXL long sleeve from someone else in town. Wishing you had them cuz I'd much rather wear a sweetea.
Hey Shug,How you doin shug,What's up My Shug,Love ya Shug
Gimme a holler!
Good Night A Livin'
"Yaeat-yet?"
but say as one word
translation: did you eat dinnter yet?
Bubba for little boys. We call my daughter Punkin and we call our son Bubba. Would love to have a Bubba shirt.
Put some SOUTH in your mouth!
American by birth, Southern by the Grace of God!
That just snaps my garters!
Bee in her bonnet. Meaning that girl is mad about something. Also, Mean as a Snake. When the kids wake up I always say they are mean as a snake. Which is ill tempered.
Hi Ladies, We saw you this past weekend at the Biloxi show. We loved your shirts! Unfortunatly, we are only jewelry. Our suggestion was Geezumpeet! Kinda used like daggumit. Another suggestion would be Holy Moley and we also say Sure Don't. Please let me know if the Geezumpeet shirt works out. I will really need that one. Great product and Good Luck!
Totally love the Sweetea Chick shirt!!!!
Hunky Dorey (as in everything's just hunky dorey) meaning just great or just fine.
Ah Quit Yer Belly-aching ( quit your whining)
My mother's family and friends in Georgia have always said "Sho nuff?" to mean "Really?". I'd love to see that on a tshirt!
Seriously?
"American by Birth. Southern by the Grace of God."
"That's Nice."
"Lord Have Mercy"
"tuckered out" -for the little ones
"dang it!"
Have yall ever thought about making sweet tea shirts for pets? I have a little(honey-bunny) dog and I would love for her to wear a sweet tea shirt, she loves and is proud of the SOUTH as I am.
I love all the sweet tea shirts, but I have a problem with the ones with saying on the back, because my hair is long and I like wearing it down and the sayings can't be read, I would like it if the gals @ sweet tea would consider lowering the sayings on the back of the shirts, so it can be read by everybody. Thanks
An old saying I grew up with - when we sneezed - "Scat Cat Your Tails in the Gravy"
Well I'll be....
Oh my gawd!
Surely...(and then on back-"surely not"!
Well, I've never....
Like a calf looking at a new gate
Sure nuf
Slap wore out
"three days older than dirt"
"red headed stepchild"
He was looking like somebody shot his dog"
feeling a mite measley
One more...
this dog don't hunt no more
I'm all Tuckered Out!
Where's my Sweet Pea?
come on - Fish or Cut Bait
"I'm fixin' ta start ta get ready"
O fer cry'n out loud
One of my favorite sayings came from my great grandfather. "Great day in the mornin'" was what he'd always say. Hope this is good enough!
nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rockers, pert near but not plum, true dat (that's true), mad as a hornet
How about instead of "Good God" or "Good Gracious", I like to say "Good Gravy"
g.r.i.t.s. girls real in the south and girls raised in the south
I'm having a sinking spell. It's comin up a cloud!, meaning storm. I love your shirts, I have 5 now and would enjoy more.
my husband tells me all the time "you skinnin this cat" when I ask for his input on something
Catty Whumpus
Good Land!
please do secure online orderin'.
"I luv you'ns"!
"We luv ye"!
"Well, just go home with us"!
"Be keerful"!
"Yes Ma'am"!
"A right smart bit"
"Glory be tah shout"!
... that should be "Gooder'n snuff on nanners"! (I got my tounge wrapped around my eye tooth and couldn't see how to spell!!!)
"I'm wore slap out"!
"How's 'em young'uns a' yourn"?
"Oh Lordy"!
"Gooder'n suff on 'nanners"!
I heard dat!
Watcha pilferin' in?
"Gimme some sugar"
"Catywompus"
"Hey Honey!"
I wanted the "messin and a gommin" shirt, my great-grandmother used to say that every time I say her, did I overlook it? or can you tell me how to get it??
I shore do miss hearin' some of these...
"I am just torn right out of my frame!"
"Shugah"
"Precious"
"Oh my heavens!"
"LAWSIE MERCY!"
Goodnight in the morning!
Leave it lay where Jesus flang it.
"I'll be dogged"
"I declare"
"Plum tuckered out"
Maddern a wet hen"
I'm just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit"
These are some of the NC mountain sayings.
you ain't from around here are ya?
Just A Piddlin' (wasting time)
As Long As It Is Short (same difference either way)
Need Some Gumption (ambition)
I'm All Of A Tucker (tired)
Ain't Worth A Hill of Beans (useless)
We live in "Misery", but my husbands family is from "TAXUS". The first time he said
"Pull the door to."
I was perplexed. It still catches me off guard to this day.
He also says,
"Darlin'"
Now that I like.
Ill as a hornet
I'm in tall cotton...
you et yet
I aint done yet!!
Lord have mercy!!
Thay!!! Can you believe that!
Great Day in the Morning!
Aww Shucks!
eh 'Law
it's untellin'
ain't no such thang!
In a hurry hun ??
okey doaky pokey
"My get up and Go has got up and Went."
"Havin' a quare spell"
"Help My Time"
"Grinin' like a mule eatin' saw briars"
"Cold as a Tater"
"It's a pizzlin' the rain"
"Dadgimmit"
"I'll be a suckegged mule"
"Grin and Bare It"
"Like it or Lump it"
"Crazy as a Shot Cat"
"Up the Creek without a paddle"
"Cat gotcha tung?"
"Sore as a risen"
"I'll be darned"
"No kiddin'"
"Fell Up"
"Burnin' the Midnight Oil"
For us crazy ladies & the youngins:
Rippin~N~Rompin
Cut off the lights
"Honey Bun"
"Well, I'll Be"
"Lord Have Mercy"
"Sweet Pea"
Love The Shirts & Hats
Please do make the Men's T-shirts for the biguns!
Here are some of my favorites:
Hey Ya’ll
Well, I’ll Just Be!
Awww Heck!
Yes, Indeed!
What’s fer Supper?
NoACount
What The?
Gotta Hankerin?
Blessed Belle!
Hush!
Shoot Fire!
What the Heck?
What the Crap?
Aww Crap!
That Dawg Won’t Hunt!
Sunday GoToMeetin Shirt
Full as a Tick
OkeyDoak
Quit yer Wallering
Heathen
Pitchin A Fit
CattyWampus
Keep them a coming ladies - Love ya in LA!
In the south, we southern do not say yellow... we yeller, also we need a shirt that says YEE-HAW. thanks
Just cause a cat has kittens in the oven don't make em biscuits
I'm fixin' to! (Won't be long)
Do go on.. (You must be joking!)
Come sit a spell. (Visit with a friend.)
Well--I do declare! (Did not know or surprised.)
Purty as a speckled pup...(My grandfathers favorite saying.)
Sight for sore eyes. (Good to see you!)
life of riley
Simmer (simma) down now!
What the Flip!
Goodnight Nurse!
Received a tea for Xmas and love it! I even have a cat named Sweet Tea... Reading all of the suggestions brought back memories:
Puttin' on the feedbag
I'm all stoved up
Good Lord!
Yur fixin'to get foundered if you don't quit eatin'
Ever been to Soccerlina? (South Carolina)
A's a spoo overair (There's a spool over there)
(Anything with "overair" or "upair.")
*Thanks for producing a very entertaining product. SweetTea ROX!
My husband drives me crazy with " Is that Yorn" When he said it I would turn and say that ain't a word. Now I just look at him and he laughs. If you have made this on a shirt I would love to have one, or if you make it I would like to buy it, Thanks Les P.S I gave 2 as presents for Christmas this year and they loved them. I bought them at The clothes store for Discount Shoes. Thanks again.
My favorite phrase: Where'd ya git dat?
I'm a gynecologist is this small town, and hear these frequently:
"Ah hate to thank" (I can't imagine)
"noz I noza" (not that I know of)
and my favorite: "Doc, I'm gaulded in my scraddle." (I'm irritated you know where.)
I have 2 for you:
Shoot a monkey (you souther ladies don't use ugly words)
Merry Christmas Ya'll
n3b9d
yee-haw
punker out
cute as a speckled pup
dixie darlin
rebel
Here's one - My mama didn't raise no idiots and I didn't fall off no turnip truck.
Don't suffer fools gladly!
our shirts are the greatest! Keep 'em comin'.
Can you start offering the "On the 8th Day God made Sweet Tea" tee in short sleeves? Much too hot for long sleeves in FL! Thanks!
Lordie Mercy!!
Heavenly Days!!
Right Cheer(here)
Down Yonder
Shoot Fuzzy
Katie barr the door
whatsamatter?
These shirts are too cute! I'm buying them for all of my southern bridesmaids! But I did notice someone mentioned tote bags, that would be even cuter! Or what about key chains? just a thought!
- "Well I'll be John Brown" (my Mema used to always say that!)
- "I've got a hankerin'"
- "he's as slow as Christmas!"
- "Well Great Gobs of Goose Grease"
The south is known for Moonshine runnin back in the days ( and probably still ruunin) so I think we southern need a shirt (short and long sleeve) with the sayin "MOONSHINE" a pic of the moon with MOON in it and a pic of the sun with SHINE in it making "MOONSHINE"
"Cute as a Bug's Ear"- self explanatory
"Give me a Holler" - Call me
"Fine as Frog Hair - Doing well
Just a tad
These are some of my local slang phrases.. Going to a college 4 hours away from my home in one of the biggest cities in the state, I have learned that my slang is very intriguing to most people.
-Fixin to
(getting ready to do something)
-Lawd Have Mercy, Honey Child!
(Lord have mercy.. honey child :) haha.)
-Plum Nifty
(or Aint that just plum nifty)
-Wel fer
(Well for gosh sakes! or goodness gracious)
-Sure thing, Chicken wing!
-Lawsy Mercy
-Colder than a mother'n laws love!
(Referring to weather.. colder than a mother-in-law's love)
-Fine n Dandy
- Hawss
(Hoss.. referring to someone or something big)
-Up on tha main big creek
-Imma gonna wash at mouth out!
(wash that mouth out.. but the th doesn't come thru when u say it lol)
-Ridin round, watchin tha radio, eatin popcorn.
-Bout as useless as puttin a saddle on a hawg!
(My dad says this about when my friends call him "Sir".. says that's about as useless as putting a saddle on a hog.)
-Ah duct it
(rather than fowl language, when somethin breaks you "duct tape it" )
-Bowed up (stopped in the middle of the road for isntance)
or
-Hemmed up (in a bind)
which brings me to...
-Tween a rock n a hard place!
(when you're in a sticky situation/catch 22)
-I got a hankerin..
(Craving something)
-Layin out with tha dry cattle!
(staying out late at night)
-All riled up!
(steaming.. ready to fight!! :) lol technically "In a tizzy" and i know you all know wht that means!)
-I aint got a dawg in that hunt!
(Daddy says this when he is trying to stay out of something.. or a conversation. means he doesn't have anything to do with it.)
-Tougher'n whit-leather!
(Real tough.. lol.)
-Uglier'n sin!
(Uglier than sin! now that's pretty ugly!)
-Ifya can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!
-Runnin round like a chicken with its head cut off!
(Goin around all crazy like!)
-Hotter'n a four-balled Tom Cat!
(That's hot!)
-Well, pin a rose on yur nose!
(Well aint you just somethin special!)
-Slicker'n snot on a round door knob!
(When it snows.. which it does too often here.. if it's slick it's Slicker than snot on a round door knob)
-Aint seen her in a month'a Sundy's!
(When you haven't seen someone in a while.. you aint seen them in a month of sundays)
-Gettin too big for yur britches!
(Living about your raisings!)
-I awtta skin yo hide!
(I should kill ya! lol)
-Caint carry a tune in a bucket!
(Can't sing for crap!)
-Off like a herd-a turtles!
(Talking about going somewhere.. very slowly.. it's a rather sarcastic statement)
-Let's go graze awn sum groshries
(Let's go eat dinner!)
That's all I can think of for now! :) I'd love it if you used even one of em!!
shoal did or shoal ain't
I met you ladies at the Raleigh Convention Center and you were great. Hope your shirts do great cause they sho made me laugh. LOL
full as a tick
cute as a speckle pup
sure thang
shut yur mouth
bite me (/)
Yalls shirts are the best... I hope they keep cumming....
cuz i can
o my werd!
Chances are slim to none
1. C'mon Son
2. Mighty
3. Hey Hun
4. Itdon't Matter (I run it all together when I say it)
5. Heck Far (Heck Fire)
6. Com'mer (Come here)
7. Son of a Gun.
8. That's Sttuuupid
I constantly get picked on for sounding so country. Me or someone I know say these on a daily bases. I'm sure I can come up with more. Shelby is a small town where alot of these sayings are heard daily.
dad gummit! and heavens ta betsyzhxdm
kool as a cucumber
okey dokey
fer sure
good gravy!
goodness sakes alive
good grief
cut'n a shine
LOVE SWEETEA TS
Green shirt with yellow letters:
Fine as a frog hair slit 4 ways.
Please make more hats. I love the shirts. Never realized just how funny us southern folk talk.
in'a minute woolilebe go'in fishin! go'in shopin! thingaboutis...
That was clear as mud
The head of Exceptional Children in Burke Co. died this summer from a freak accident playing Church baseball. One thing I learnd from him was...."It's better to ask forgiveness than permission". Don't know if this fits your line of shirts, but I would buy one with this on it along with a halo!
Shoot fire in a mud hole (expletive deleted)
God bless a milk cow
Slap dab in the middle
Root hog or die poor (eat fast or you won't get any)
you 'bout to get a switchin (southern spanking)
you two sandwiches short of a picnick
so good make you wanta slap somebody
Dang Shangalang (expletive deleted)
They don't gehaw (they don't get along)
kiss my grits
full as a tick
hemin' and hawin'
GABLESSIT
"To be sure!"
"tewbuhshur".
"What in the world?"
Sorry about yer bad luck
You can't get there from here
full as a tick
up the creek without a paddle
shoot fire
fifty-leven
As the crow flies
It's a hosepipe... not a garden hose!
It's a buggy... not a shopping cart!
These shirts are the best I'd love to have one reading
gimmie some sugar!
gully washer
slow as cold molasses
kuniption fit
Well slap me naked and take my clothes !!
JoCo Girl! (there are ALOT of hot ticket items in this area that have that on them)
To Be Sure!
You should contact D'Waynes in Smithfield NC to be a dealer for you!!!
I'm havin a sinking spell
Make ya wanna slap ya mama
My Mercy!
You Ain't Right!
ya'll come on down
Pull yourself up by your boot straps!
Been rode hard and put up wet!
Makes my fanny want to chop wood!
i love funchard but need larger than xl please add more larger sizes these shirts are \"to dye for\" if you use to die for on your shirts you feel free to send me royalties or at least a discount
i love funchard but need larger than xl please add more larger sizes these shirts are "to dye for" if you use to die for on your shirts you feel free to send me royalties or at least a discount
To avoid cussing in my office we all say
\\\"dagnabit\\\"
see ya dreckly
you yungins bin`a stringin ana strowen
you plunderin in my stuff
it's hot as far
i'mal cut chor tail!! (southern spanking)
pig n a poke
wer` ya raised in a barn
I'd like to suggest a shirt simply saying "Hey!" since that's how we always greet each other when I'm home.
Here are some suggestions for you that we say in the office all of the time!
"Pitched a fit and fell in it"
"By and by"
"Country bred and cornbred fed"
"Be back directly"
:)T
Mountain slang:
"I wish I may never"
"Bless it's little heart" (boy or girl child)
"Weren't me"
didjaeyet (translation: did you eat yet?)
-Cute as a speckled puppy
-Luv ya a bushel'n peck ... and hug around the neck (on the back)
-You know not!
-Nuh-uh! ( a saying for No way)
Geet Yet?
(Did you eat yet?)
Uppity, Smidgeon
Lawdamercy, Holy Moly, Kiss my grits, Take a baked tater & wait, Horse doovers, Stick a fork in me/I think I'm done, Alrighty Aphroditey
1st of all, I dearly love your Tshirts. I can't believe it took two Yankees to make us realize how hilariously we destroy the English language. Anywho, my boss & I think you should capitalize on "j'eet yet?" which is southern for "did you eat yet"; also, how about "u'ont to?" loosley translated as "do you want to". "Ah-ite" is typically how a southern man says "alright". That's all for now-keep crankin' 'em out. I've only bought five so far.
I Reckon so. (I guess so)
I guess we'll go pretney! (soon)
sweet fancy moses
My grandmother used to always say, "It's hot as blue blazes!" If you've ever lived in the south, you know exactly how hot that is!
Southern girls wear flip flops with their pearls.
On the front "yon't too?" back "aight!"
(you want to) (alright)
He's as mean as a little black snake!
"My mercy!"
"You ain't right!"
Be home at dark thirty.
I's Jus Wunder'n
Imma Tan Yo Hide
Well I"ll Be!
Hush Yur Mouth!
Shugga Bugga (Youth)
Put it up!
Cut it on.
"Hey Shuggar!"
"It's raining to beat the man"
"Who'd a thunk it?"
"What a KaWinkydink"
"Could'a would'a should'a, but didn't"
"
HELL'S BELLS, GOOD GRIEF AUNT AGNES,
"I ain't a gonna do it!"
"Well, I never"
"Purty as a 'possum"
"Grinnin' like a mule eatin' briers"
"cat got yer tongue?"
"Grinnin like a 'possum"
"Ya ain't frum round here, is ya?"
"Hay, ya'll"
"Who's ya Momma & Daddy?"
"I'll be thar dreckly"
"Shucks!"
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Nuttier than a fruitcake
COUNTRIER THAN COLLARD GREENS
"BLESS YOUR HEART"
GREAT DAY IN THE MORNING!
Jeet? (Did you eat?), or Jeet yet?
I used this one on my niece from Minnesota. She asked me to use it in a sentence, and I told her it was a sentence.
Please make a shirt with this on it and send me one!!!
Well I'll be....Jeet ain't even listed below!!!
how bout
we thicker than molasses
or
Wuder(*water)
Yontsum?
po creeter
Just some suggestions.....
Lawsy Daisy
Nuttier Than Squirrel Poop
Drunker than Cooter Brown
Crazier than Cooter Brown
Well Great Gobs of Goose Grease
Hotter than a Pig
Lost as an Easter Egg
Don't Have a Pot or a Window
Air on the Brain
Hey Yunz
Just some suggestions.....
Lawsy Daisy
Nuttier Than Squirrel Poop
Drunker than Cooter Brown
Crazier than Cooter Brown
Well Great Gobs of Goose Grease
Hotter than a Pig
Lost as an Easter Egg
Don't Have a Pot or a Window
Air on the Brain
Hey Yunz
"Damn Skippy"
"GRITS" (Girls Raised In The South)
My Dad always says this one - (I went huntin yesterdy mournin)
We say (Git in here!)
Fried Green Tomatoes!
Howa bout!
When your yelling at your kids or animals and we say - (annnnt!) to get them to stop. I do not know how to spell this.
When we told someone something ( we say tol'ja. We say it with a "J" sound instead of a ya sound.
Here ya' go.
Junk n' Stuff (front) or sompin' (back){sompin' meaning something}
Fine as a Frog Hair
I'm bout to sweat
I don't give a flip
Son of a Gun (men's)
Keep paddling, I hear Banjos.
And one time at band camp...
Turn your blinker on!
I Aint Never
Ah 'preesh-ate it
Yuhawnto?
Juss darlin!
Love'n them tote bags!!!!!!!!!
I was born in Ar. Then married moved to Cary,Ms.(Where cotton is King!)
After I moved here I kept hearing
Get Around Two-it
'Cause I'm the MOM, THAT'S WHY!
Ladies,
I just wanted to wish you all the best with your business. I am a southern girl at heart, Atlanta 48 years, but currently work and live on the west coast. Needless to say they still think I have a strange accent out here and my request for ‘Sweet Tea’ pushes everyone over their limits. Great idea you have and great products.
Yours in the journey,
Beth
"sweet as honey" on a brown shirt with yellow writing...maybe a little bee next to it! :-)
You need some 3X and 4X for us biguns
Mess'in around
fix'in to
crack the window
touched in the head
momma an nem (momma and them, meaning a whole family)
cute as a speckled pup
"Hey, how's your mama 'nem?"
I thought of somemore saying ... my mother said this... she/he is knee high to a grasshopper.. you don't say...honeychild..why? cuz I said so...
I say this when I am awake and asleep according to my husband..
I Don't Thank So !
also I love the shorter T's,
Thought of another one that you can add to your shirts.
Mind your own BeesWax
She can talk the ears off a billycoat
bassackwords
well i never
I be john brown
I\\\'ve got a hankern\\\' for it
well I d\\\'clare
Christmastimes a com\\\'n
Totally LOVE your work!! Can you do any men\\\'s in 3X?
yaownto (you want to)
(ya-own-to)
examples: Yaownto meet me at McDonald's?
Can we go outside? If yaownto.
My grandmother who is 84 if full of sayings. My favorite is when she's quilting and says, " I'm totin' a red hot needle and a scorchin thread".
1. He's as worthless as tits on a bull
2. They don't know me from Adam's house cat.
3. I feel like a wounded animal
4. Geton' outtahere
5. She can talk the ears off a brass monkey
Diereckly ~ In a minute
Jerk a knot in your tail!
Honey Hush!
Big hat - not cattle!
SHOOT FIRE!!
Wacha lookin?
Would love to see tote bags
Have ya et yet?
"cattywaumpus" or "wompy jawed" which means crooked, "thing ah muhjig" and "doohicky" and "ah ight".
"right much"
"crack the window"
"luv u a bushel and a peck"
"how come?"
"feelin' frisky"
"tangtungled" for tongue tangled
"well, I declare"
"go ask ya mama....what'd ya daddy tell you"
I love your shirts---I have pretty much all of them, except some of the new ones which I am ordering today! I love tote bags, so if you add that to your product line, I am sure I would get one of everything :) Thanks for sharing your great idea
ya' know, that thingy
Well, hush yo mouth!
We'll I'll be
"DOANCHOO?"
i.e. I like 'maters, doanchoo?
Yes, Climax is a town- look it up.
Make tote bags! Tote bags with SweeTea logos would be really, really cool!
"Pretty much"
"Ya think"
These shirts rock!