i love funchard but need larger than xl please add more larger sizes these shirts are \"to dye for\" if you use to die for on your shirts you feel free to send me royalties or at least a discount

i love funchard but need larger than xl please add more larger sizes these shirts are "to dye for" if you use to die for on your shirts you feel free to send me royalties or at least a discount

To avoid cussing in my office we all say
\\\"dagnabit\\\"

see ya dreckly
you yungins bin`a stringin ana strowen
you plunderin in my stuff
it's hot as far
i'mal cut chor tail!! (southern spanking)

pig n a poke

wer` ya raised in a barn

I'd like to suggest a shirt simply saying "Hey!" since that's how we always greet each other when I'm home.

Here are some suggestions for you that we say in the office all of the time!

"Pitched a fit and fell in it"
"By and by"
"Country bred and cornbred fed"
"Be back directly"

:)T

Mountain slang:
"I wish I may never"
"Bless it's little heart" (boy or girl child)
"Weren't me"

didjaeyet (translation: did you eat yet?)

-Cute as a speckled puppy
-Luv ya a bushel'n peck ... and hug around the neck (on the back)
-You know not!
-Nuh-uh! ( a saying for No way)

Geet Yet?

(Did you eat yet?)

Uppity, Smidgeon

Lawdamercy, Holy Moly, Kiss my grits, Take a baked tater & wait, Horse doovers, Stick a fork in me/I think I'm done, Alrighty Aphroditey

1st of all, I dearly love your Tshirts. I can't believe it took two Yankees to make us realize how hilariously we destroy the English language. Anywho, my boss & I think you should capitalize on "j'eet yet?" which is southern for "did you eat yet"; also, how about "u'ont to?" loosley translated as "do you want to". "Ah-ite" is typically how a southern man says "alright". That's all for now-keep crankin' 'em out. I've only bought five so far.

I Reckon so. (I guess so)
I guess we'll go pretney! (soon)

sweet fancy moses

My grandmother used to always say, "It's hot as blue blazes!" If you've ever lived in the south, you know exactly how hot that is!

Southern girls wear flip flops with their pearls.

On the front "yon't too?" back "aight!"
(you want to) (alright)

He's as mean as a little black snake!

"My mercy!"

"You ain't right!"

Be home at dark thirty.

I's Jus Wunder'n
Imma Tan Yo Hide

Well I"ll Be!

Hush Yur Mouth!

Shugga Bugga (Youth)

Put it up!
Cut it on.

"Hey Shuggar!"
"It's raining to beat the man"
"Who'd a thunk it?"
"What a KaWinkydink"
"Could'a would'a should'a, but didn't"


"

HELL'S BELLS, GOOD GRIEF AUNT AGNES,

"I ain't a gonna do it!"
"Well, I never"
"Purty as a 'possum"
"Grinnin' like a mule eatin' briers"
"cat got yer tongue?"
"Grinnin like a 'possum"
"Ya ain't frum round here, is ya?"
"Hay, ya'll"
"Who's ya Momma & Daddy?"
"I'll be thar dreckly"
"Shucks!"

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Nuttier than a fruitcake

COUNTRIER THAN COLLARD GREENS

"BLESS YOUR HEART"

GREAT DAY IN THE MORNING!

Jeet? (Did you eat?), or Jeet yet?

I used this one on my niece from Minnesota. She asked me to use it in a sentence, and I told her it was a sentence.

Please make a shirt with this on it and send me one!!!

Well I'll be....Jeet ain't even listed below!!!

how bout

we thicker than molasses

or

Wuder(*water)

Yontsum?

po creeter

Just some suggestions.....

Lawsy Daisy
Nuttier Than Squirrel Poop
Drunker than Cooter Brown
Crazier than Cooter Brown
Well Great Gobs of Goose Grease
Hotter than a Pig
Lost as an Easter Egg
Don't Have a Pot or a Window
Air on the Brain
Hey Yunz

Just some suggestions.....

Lawsy Daisy
Nuttier Than Squirrel Poop
Drunker than Cooter Brown
Crazier than Cooter Brown
Well Great Gobs of Goose Grease
Hotter than a Pig
Lost as an Easter Egg
Don't Have a Pot or a Window
Air on the Brain
Hey Yunz

"Damn Skippy"
"GRITS" (Girls Raised In The South)

My Dad always says this one - (I went huntin yesterdy mournin)

We say (Git in here!)

Fried Green Tomatoes!

Howa bout!

When your yelling at your kids or animals and we say - (annnnt!) to get them to stop. I do not know how to spell this.

When we told someone something ( we say tol'ja. We say it with a "J" sound instead of a ya sound.

Here ya' go.
Junk n' Stuff (front) or sompin' (back){sompin' meaning something}
Fine as a Frog Hair
I'm bout to sweat
I don't give a flip
Son of a Gun (men's)
Keep paddling, I hear Banjos.
And one time at band camp...
Turn your blinker on!

I Aint Never

Ah 'preesh-ate it
Yuhawnto?
Juss darlin!

Love'n them tote bags!!!!!!!!!

I was born in Ar. Then married moved to Cary,Ms.(Where cotton is King!)
After I moved here I kept hearing

Get Around Two-it

'Cause I'm the MOM, THAT'S WHY!

Ladies,

I just wanted to wish you all the best with your business. I am a southern girl at heart, Atlanta 48 years, but currently work and live on the west coast. Needless to say they still think I have a strange accent out here and my request for ‘Sweet Tea’ pushes everyone over their limits. Great idea you have and great products.

Yours in the journey,
Beth

"sweet as honey" on a brown shirt with yellow writing...maybe a little bee next to it! :-)

You need some 3X and 4X for us biguns

Mess'in around
fix'in to
crack the window
touched in the head
momma an nem (momma and them, meaning a whole family)
cute as a speckled pup

"Hey, how's your mama 'nem?"

I thought of somemore saying ... my mother said this... she/he is knee high to a grasshopper.. you don't say...honeychild..why? cuz I said so...

I say this when I am awake and asleep according to my husband..

I Don't Thank So !
also I love the shorter T's,

Thought of another one that you can add to your shirts.

Mind your own BeesWax
She can talk the ears off a billycoat

bassackwords

well i never

I be john brown

I\\\'ve got a hankern\\\' for it

well I d\\\'clare

Christmastimes a com\\\'n

Totally LOVE your work!! Can you do any men\\\'s in 3X?

yaownto (you want to)
(ya-own-to)
examples: Yaownto meet me at McDonald's?
Can we go outside? If yaownto.

My grandmother who is 84 if full of sayings. My favorite is when she's quilting and says, " I'm totin' a red hot needle and a scorchin thread".

1. He's as worthless as tits on a bull
2. They don't know me from Adam's house cat.
3. I feel like a wounded animal
4. Geton' outtahere
5. She can talk the ears off a brass monkey

Diereckly ~ In a minute

Jerk a knot in your tail!

Honey Hush!

Big hat - not cattle!

SHOOT FIRE!!

Wacha lookin?

Would love to see tote bags

Have ya et yet?

"cattywaumpus" or "wompy jawed" which means crooked, "thing ah muhjig" and "doohicky" and "ah ight".

"right much"
"crack the window"
"luv u a bushel and a peck"
"how come?"
"feelin' frisky"
"tangtungled" for tongue tangled
"well, I declare"
"go ask ya mama....what'd ya daddy tell you"

I love your shirts---I have pretty much all of them, except some of the new ones which I am ordering today! I love tote bags, so if you add that to your product line, I am sure I would get one of everything :) Thanks for sharing your great idea

ya' know, that thingy

Well, hush yo mouth!

We'll I'll be

"DOANCHOO?"

i.e. I like 'maters, doanchoo?

Yes, Climax is a town- look it up.

Make tote bags! Tote bags with SweeTea logos would be really, really cool!

"Pretty much"

"Ya think"

These shirts rock!